Let’s talk about the “first time”…. (blog entry under parental guidance)

How to make first-time voters turnout to the polls? In these delightfully innovative and sensually stimulating series of video clips, young and attractive women talk about their biggest fears.

 

But what do they have to fear since they are so young and attractive? Well, they are about to do IT for the first time…

 

Don’t get your hopes up too high though (don’t get excited), these clips are not talking about making love, it’s about VOTING for the first time!

 

You will never guess who’s the object of their fantasies ! He is none other than the leading presidential candidate, you know who….

 

The punch line of every clip reads: PUTIN. FIRST TIME - ONLY IF YOU ARE IN LOVE.

 

To increase your (electoral) pleasure, I’ve included a translation under each clip…. Sit back and enjoy… the electoral campaign ;-)

 

AT THE SHRINK

Patient: “You have to understand, doctor, I am really afraid…”
Doctor: “I understand, everybody feels the same during the first time…”
Patient: “I am terribly scared, even though I made the choice out of love…
Doctor: “You shouldn’t be afraid… you need to trust you’re the person you chose… because trust IS love… And (looking at Putin’s portrait) him, you can REALLY trust.”
The patient than runs to the ballot station.
Punch line: PUTIN. FIRST TIME - ONLY IF YOU ARE IN LOVE.

 

AT THE MEDIUM

 

 

Medium: “Now we’ll find out, beautiful, who your destiny have chosen for you….
Client: “You know, since it is going to be my first time, I need to be in love…”
Medium (looking at the cards): “The cards will tell the truth…I can see true love, no deceipt”…. card with Putin’s face comes up
Client: “This is HIM!”
Medium” You will be happy with him, you’ll be like behind a brick wall
The client than runs to the ballot station.
Punch line: PUTIN. FIRST TIME - ONLY IF YOU ARE IN LOVE.

 

And if you were not sure whether these delightful “electoral gems” were made by subversive and humorous government protesters or they are a part of Mr Putin’s election campaign, here’s a “making of” clip which provides the answer.

 

 

Here’s a short version of the translation:
The voice: “So are you going to vote then?”
Girl 1: “Now for sure…if beforehand we had doubts now we are definitely going to vote”
The voice: “Who are you going to vote for? “
Girl 1: “Probably for Putin… he’s the only candidate who deserves to be a president”
Girl 2: “It’s like we say in the clip, we can trust him. Putin is the most trustworthy of the candidates… Who else?”

 

REALLY???

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